Stupid Anime Dreams

[Patches]

I used to have stupid anime dreams all the time when I was in high school, but they seem to be few and far between now that I'm older. Sigh... they were so fun, too. But, I did have an amusing one last night that I wanted to write down before I forgot about it. Kuro, you'll like this one. :P

For some reason, Inuyasha's party is fighting Inu-papa. Everyone's on the ground while Inu-papa is kinda menacingly hovering in the air over their heads. He's got his normal upper-body armor with the shoulder things and the breastplate, but seems to have traded in his white parachute pants for some blue jeans. And he wasn't wearing his fuzzy cape, either. And although he still has Sou'unga sheathed at his side (not across his back?), his weapon of choice is... a pistol? He can't seem to figure out how to use it, though.

Well, Sesshoumaru thinks this whole setup is dumb, so turns into a dog (that's normal dog-sized) and starts barking at his dad. For some reason, Inu-papa thinks this is utterly hilarious, so flies down and starts chasing Sesshou-doggy around, running around on all fours (even though he's still in human form) and barking back at him.

I really need to draw a picture of this sometime. It was freakin' hilarious. Inu-papa, wearing blue jeans, running around on all fours yelling "Woof, woof!" While I was watching the dream, I'd thought it was "real", so concluded, "Wow, he's even more insane than I tend to depict him!"

Anyone else have any wacky anime-related dreams they'd care to scare/amuse us with? :P

[Kuro]

XD!!



Hehe... sorry Patchness, that was just TOO good to NOT draw. The image of Inu-papa in blue jeans. Hmm... actually... *slobber* I think that might be a nice thing to draw. A very nice thing to draw!

See, you're bad for my imagination.

And I'm quite thoroughly convinced that Inu-papa is indeed quite insane.

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Lessee... as for me. The weirdest anime dream I remember having is of Inuyasha. For some reason we were down by this dock, which was lined with boats. Anyway, Inu-tachi (I think it was supposed ot be Inu-tachi... all I know was one of them WAS Inu) were walking along the dock, and he jumps into the water.

Everyone was kinda just staring at him, but then they kept walking. A few seconds later, he jumps back out of the water, in his full-youkai form. <_< Then he just starts ravaging the ships. I can't remember exactly how it ended. o.O

...I think I had eaten a bad burrito that day or something. I wonder if I had some annoyances going on to have Inu turn violent on me... XD

[echolalia]

Just a few days ago I had this dream about Sesshoumaru and Kagome. They were sitting together, watching something -clips from the anime, I think- on tv. Sesshoumaru was gently trying to convince her to agree with him about something. He was speaking quietly, earnestly, and at one point he took one of her hands in both of his and started speaking more passionately. I don't remember anything of what he said except his concluding comment: Still holding her hand, he looked toward the television again, and, closing his eyes as if he was savoring some sensation, he asked, "Can't you just *smell* it?"

Of course, when I woke up, I immediately thought of you, Patches. =)

So, does this mean that I'm secretly a sess/kag fan?! 8/

[Patches]

I used to have a LOT of Slayers dreams in high school, probably because Slayers was my first real favorite anime. Heck, it still IS my favorite anime. Sorry Inu, I like you and all, but that "special place" in my heart seems eternally reserved for Slayers. Inu's more of my "current" interest because it's still coming out, whereas Slayers has been over for years (and I haven't watched it terribly recently. I should go back and watch it again sometime, and maybe it'll rekindle those old types of dreams ^_^).

This was my favorite Slayers dream, though. I had it back when I was a sophomore, I think:

Batman is the greatest crime fighter known to man. And who should his latest nemesis be but.... Xellos?

Seems that Xellos has been going around playing pranks on Gotham City, and eluding Batman's every move. But in reality, Xellos is on a secret mission to capture Lina Inverse for the Beastmaster Zelas Metallium.

Irked that he cannot find Xellos, Batman returns to the Batcave to dig up some info on Xellos's past. Turns out he was a train robber in the old west (cue picture of Xellos in a cowboy hat hanging off a train, with the usual stupid grin). And he also has a little-known weakness...

Back on Xellos's side of the story, he has managed to capture Lina and is presenting her before the Beastmaster, who is decked out in safari gear. Once Beastmaster sees Lina, she is ecstatic and snaps her fingers, giving Lina an identical outfit.

"Ooh, now I have a twin!" she says. She then dismisses Xellos, and releases Lina. Somewhat befuddled as to his mistress's behavior, Xellos trudges out of the lair...

And comes upon an arcade which Batman has placed there as a distraction. Xellos's secret weakness is video games! However, even with this distraction, Batman is still unsuccessful in capturing him. Batman finally gives up his mission to find Xellos, and changes it to a mission to find some good pizza. Xellos is free to do as he wishes.

After playing video games for a few more hours, Xellos returns to the Beastmaster's lair. Although it's not quite the way he remembered it. Seems that someone painted the lair bright pink while he was gone. The Beastmaster chewed him out for a while, but neither could find the culprit responsible for the redecorating.

Ah, but in dreamscape, I, the viewer, could see Jiras seated at an animator's table with a pink paintbrush, snickering over his latest work of art. Jiras then picks up a picture of Xellos and paints a frilly pink dress on him.

Somewhere off-camera(?), Xellos screams.

^_^* God, I loved that dream. Any dream with Batman is bound to be funny (and he's shown up in a number of them as well). Oh, and Kuro, don't worry, I'm bound and determined to do my own version of the Inu-papa picture. Someday. ... ^_^*

[EDIT]

Okay, I did it! For the first time in a year or so, the internet is subjected to some of my HAND-DRAWN artwork. Ph33r.



Daddy get your gun! He's lookin' hot in those blue jeans, yo. I don't remember what his footwear was in the dream, so I just gave him cowboy boots to complete the ensemble. ^_^*

This was drawn on the back of some scrap printer paper, so if it looks like he has numbers in his hair... that's because he does.

[COSniper]

...wow thats better than I could draw...
If i tried to do that it would come out looking like a sucky looking stick figure holding some huge awesome looking gun...
(I can only draw mechanical things or weapons)
The only real anime dream ive ever had was about me piloting a gundam from the gundam wing saga and blowing up stuff.
...So now if the military ever recreates the gundam and adds it to their force im joining...

COSniper[/color]

[Patches]

Yay, I finally had another dumb Inuyasha dream last night!

It was about Kagome and Jaken (). They were in this little plane together, but it crashed in Skokie, which is apparently now in North Dakota instead of Illinois. Thankfully, they were saved because they landed on a rabbit, which broke their fall. The rabbit was okay, though, and its name was Yellie (I don't know why it had a name, or why I remembered the name, but yes, this rabbit that they landed on had a name).

Kagome went to some random people's house to look at maps, because she and Jaken had been on their way to New York and wanted to know how to get there from Skokie. Jaken, on the other hand, had a broken wrist and a sprained knee, so he was in the hospital (aw). Apparently Skokie didn't have an airport or a train station, so they'd either have to drive to New York, or at least drive to a place that had a mass transportation outlet.

Then this random monster showed up. It had a label on it with a mismash of numbers and letters that I can't remember, but it turned out that it was the same as Jaken's patient code at the hospital. This meant that only Jaken could stop the monster! But he was currently in no condition to fight! What to do?!

... I don't know. I don't remember anything beyond that point. ^_^*

[Kanna]

I just woke up from this akward dream.

For some reason I'm wearing an outfit like Kikyo's but then Luna (from Sailor Moon) shows up and tells me that I'm the Sailor Scout of the Past. So I get my transformation wand and my fuku is like Kagome's in my Sailor Scout form and I have all of Kagome's powers as my attacks and I can even make little Shikigami. But then sadly I woke up.

I haven't seen Sailor Moon since it aired in t.v back in 1997 but this dream reminded me why I hold a special place in my heart for both Inuyasha and Sailor Moon.

*sighs* I was so obsessed with Sailor Moon that everyday after school I made my mom break the speed limit to get me home in time for the opening theme of the show. In fact one time I got home 6 minutes into the episode and broke down crying.

[KissieBear]

hmmm...

yea I've had some InuYasha related dreams

they were quite weird though and I can hardly remember them but one really sticks out where Sesshomaru was a fat blob and Inu was so skinny and frail that it looked like he was going to collapse and they kept slapping each other ... and then I woke up

woah sometimes I think I am a lunatic







*Jess

[AkuNeko]

Patches said:

Anyone else have any wacky anime-related dreams they'd care to scare/amuse us with?

Uh.. hi...I just kinda stumbled across this topic and decided to relate my InuYasha Dream:

(ahem) OK, I was at a beach house in Kansas (Dont ask where, i dont know of any beaches in kansas) With my family and the Inu-Gang, and we were all asking rhetorical cooking questions (Inu's was the best: "If you put Ketchup in a frying pan, will it turn back into a tomato? ;D) and i was complaining about how whenever i tried to make an omlette it would always turn to plastic. () Later, Fluffy was appointed Head Cook and he and I had a huge argument about the preparation of chicken broth, and (According to me) that you weren't supposed to thicken it and you don't need flour. Later, some pirates came, and something happened with dodgeballs and origami... and i don't remember much after that.

And then there was the one where Sesshoumaru whacked me on the head and proclaimed me AkuNeko Fettucine, Head of the Mafia. He then gave me a pencil, saying to yank the lead out when my life was in peril. Sure enough, the CIA (actually the same pirates) started chasing me, i pulled out the lead... ...and the pencil turned into a video camera. needless to say, i was thrashed and pretty mad at Sesshoumaru, who in the meantime had appointed himself God. that's about it.

[unknown]

These dreams are all so funny ...... I have had to many wierd Inuyasha dreams they all make like no sense, but then again there dreams...but anyway when ever the anime series was ending in September, the only thing I could dream about was Inuyasha and Kagome kissing, or if they were going to kiss at the end, cause I wanted to see that so bad. Onetime I had a dream with Sesshoumaru in it and I asked him why he had fluff and he showed me how he looks without it and said that he doesn't look good without it on, and I agreed he did look better with the fluff. Once I had a dream that Kagome and Kikyo were both hurt and then Inuyasha and the rest of the gang had to go in a boat and then Inuyasha put kagome in his lap and since there was no room for Kikyo in the boat they tied a rope around her neck and took off, the boat had a motor on it...she looked like a skipping stone on water...I am not a Kikyo hater don't worry...I just can't control my dreams. Ok this was my first time posting anything...so how did I do?

[Inugurl7354]

I wish i did have anime dreams . I couldn't dream 'em, but I surely could think 'em. I've though about soo many of them I could write them all down. One of my weird thoughts was every couple on Inu-Yasha were kissing. I just went crazy thinking about that, and they had begun to make a life for themselves. Another one was when Inu-Yasha & Kagome were finally finished with Naraku & Inu-Yasha had came back with Kagome to be her boyfriend & a whole bunch of romantic things.

I'm just gonna stop right there before I make a book, not a manga!

[unknown]

Inugurl maybe if you try thinking about them before you go to bed at night, it might work, or if you think about them a lot all day long.

You know just the other day I had a wierd dream, but I'll post it later.

[Areh]

I had a weird anime dream. I should say INUGOYA dream. I dreamt that Patches-sama added a new page to Inugoya called "People Who Make Patches Go " and in the two columns on the page I found my name --- Areh, under "DEFINITELY." I think it has to do with the fact that I have been afraid that Patches-sama might not like me, for some reason. And what is weird is that I want her too, for some reason. Patches-sama, if you ever find this, just LAUGH! ^_^ Okay?

[Inugirl10]

I don't have anime dreams a lot, but the one IY dream I had a few months ago was unpleasent to me. What happened is that I saw Inu in a hot spring naked and singing off key. I still hate that dream to this day.

[Inugurl7354]

I would love to have that dream Inugirl 10. No matter if he's singing off key, but because he's naked in a hot spring I would love to jump in. ;D